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- Bu Telefon Kimin ?
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MİZAH => Komik Yazılar ve Fıkralar => Notice: Undefined index: topic_started in /home/tsstfrm/public_html/Sources/Load.php(2272) : eval()'d code on line 105
: Kelebekler Diyarı Notice: Undefined index: search_on in /home/tsstfrm/public_html/Sources/Load.php(2272) : eval()'d code on line 105
April 12, 2010, 01:44:06 PM
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: Bu Telefon Kimin ?
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: Kelebekler Diyarı Notice: Undefined index: search_on in /home/tsstfrm/public_html/Sources/Load.php(2272) : eval()'d code on line 117 April 12, 2010, 01:44:06 PM
Bir golf klübünün soyunma odasında bir telefon cep telefonu çalmış, Yakınındaki bir adam konuşma düğmesine basmış ve giyinirken konuşmaya başlamış.
ADAM: Alo KADIN: Merhaba şekerim, kulüpte misin? ADAM: Evet. KADIN: Ay ben burada supper bir deri ceket gördüm. 1000 dolarcık. Alabilir miyim? ADAM: Oluur, madem çok sevdin, al tabii. KADIN: Aslında buradan önce de galeriye uğradım. 2008 modelleri gelmiş, tam istediğim renkte birini buldum. ADAM: Ne kadar? KADIN: 60 000 dolarcık. ADAM: O parayı vereceksem bütün aksesuarlarını isterim ama… KADIN:Yaşasınnn! Bi şey daha var: Gecen sene beğendiğimiz ev yine satılık Ve 450 000 dolar istiyorlar. ADAM: Tamam, ama 420 000 dolardan fazla verme sakin. KADIN: Oldu sekerim. Sonra görüşürüz. Seni seviyorum. ADAM: Ben de seni… Görüşürüz.
Adam telefonu kapatıp afallamış şekilde onu seyreden topluluğa döner ve Sorar:
“-Bu telefon kimin, bilen var mı?…”
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: sahra cold Notice: Undefined index: search_on in /home/tsstfrm/public_html/Sources/Load.php(2272) : eval()'d code on line 117 April 12, 2010, 01:53:11 PM
;D ;D
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: YOLCU Notice: Undefined index: search_on in /home/tsstfrm/public_html/Sources/Load.php(2272) : eval()'d code on line 117 April 12, 2010, 02:04:14 PM
Benim :-X :-X :-X
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: hayalet_06 Notice: Undefined index: search_on in /home/tsstfrm/public_html/Sources/Load.php(2272) : eval()'d code on line 117 April 12, 2010, 11:40:27 PM
;D ;D
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: Bu Telefon Kimin ?
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: mirac Notice: Undefined index: search_on in /home/tsstfrm/public_html/Sources/Load.php(2272) : eval()'d code on line 117 June 27, 2010, 04:56:56 PM
:D :) :D
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: esranur Notice: Undefined index: search_on in /home/tsstfrm/public_html/Sources/Load.php(2272) : eval()'d code on line 117 July 06, 2010, 10:56:30 PM
:D +-/*te
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: Bu Telefon Kimin ?
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: Ç.Ö.Y Notice: Undefined index: search_on in /home/tsstfrm/public_html/Sources/Load.php(2272) : eval()'d code on line 117 July 06, 2010, 11:23:42 PM
:) :) Gülüyorum ama başıma gelse sinir olurdum herhalde...saf kadın nasıl olurda tanımaz bilmem...Paylaşım için teşekkürler.
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